An Interview with Serpent
25 January, 2000
ROUZE.COM: What came first of breasts already
scanned?
SERPENT: A drunk ex-girlfriend,
Nicole, was actually the first. She had some great tits and seemed really
keen on showing them to myself and a friend who were working on the Internet
that night. She was drunk as hell but agrees now that they were a ton of
fun to do! Unfortunately, I lost the first 25 scans I ever did during a
Microsoft crash! Damn that Bill Gates!
ROUZE.COM: Careful examination shows that
these are, indeed, multiple breasts on the site. Have you ever been accused of
using the same set of breasts over and over again?
SERPENT: Actually, it is hard
to get the girls to quit doing them once they start! They keep adjusting
a nipple or something, trying to get a better scan. Even the most timid
girls seem to really get into it after the first one. Most of the scans
on www.tittyscan.com are second or third
scans!
ROUZE.COM: How many different women have their
breasts represented on the site?
SERPENT: Damn, I don't
know. Not enough, I guess, cause they keep doing them....
ROUZE.COM: Have you discovered any visitors to your site with a fetish
for breasts pressed flat?
SERPENT: I get a lot of guys
sending me penis scans after they see the site. I guess that is a fetish
in response to www.tittyscan's babes on
glass! I suppose it makes them feel closer to the models! Beyond
that, I think people just like the notion of pressure up against a breast.
ROUZE.COM: How do you go about getting the best possible breast scan? Do
you guys have a preferred scanner?
SERPENT: Nearly all of the
scans have been done on my Umax Astra 1200S.
It has been one hell of a great scanner! I absolutely recommend Umax Scanners to everyone. If this scanner still does this well after chicks
have tittyscanned, beaverscanned, and spilt beer all over it, then what more
could a guy ask for?
As for the best scans,
frankly straight up tittyscans are usually kindda boring looking. The best ones have something to give texture
and depth to them. Hands, hair,
flowers, etc. work pretty well, but we’ve also done everything from swords to a
wild boar’s head.
Here is a pic of a scan
in progress with a beer bottle. Notice
her looking at the monitor (off camera) to make sure her nips are how she wants
them.
ROUZE.COM: Is there a breast size that scans better than others?
SERPENT: Nope. God sure knew what he was doing when he
designed ‘em. Every pair is
unique. I think the trick is to get the
right sort of scan with the breasts.
Hard little tits, need some light texture and you gotta take advantage
of the nipples. With bigger breasts you
can get some great contrast and depth…
ROUZE.COM: What are the limits to the current technology for breast
scanning?
SERPENT: The transportation
sector is technologically lacking. The
liquor store is over 4 blocks away, so there are occational delays! LOL!
Seriously, The biggest limit to anything like this is bandwidth. I can’t post the print quality scans I have…
ROUZE.COM: What's coming up at your site, in terms of creative vision?
SERPENT: I wanna do some paint
and food covered breasts, and I’m gonna start a sister site called www.beaverscan.com since they do those as
well…
ROUZE.COM: Do you generally find that your models prefer the anonymity
of breast scanning, or are they just superduper freaks?
SERPENT: They love the
anonymity at first, but once they do it, many of them want more. They tell their friends and get comfortable
with the idea, then I’ll do a shoot with them on www.applesquire.com or something more
identifiable. They really start getting
off on it!
ROUZE.COM: Finally, one scan features breasts and marijuana. Does that
particular shot truly capture the spirit of Tittyscan.com?
SERPENT: I always let the chick
pick the props. They need to expose
their creative vision as well as their titties! The props represent the individual girl... Particularly in
that case...